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"Okay yous guys and dolls, let's see how well you have done massaging the images assigned last week". Occam wipes clear the giant wall screen, suddenly dozens of images appear, in colors, many the same object in different degrees of degreeness, peppering the wall with squares and rectangles, in different levels of image transformations, showing bulk mass, super mass, and missing mass. |
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"First exploded image (Hallas) shows prior Andromeda collision".
"Second exploded image (Gendler) shows superstructure".
"Hallas Andromeda image again".
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"These were snapped at random off the internet with no regard to image quality, used only to show how much missing mass is out of sight in lesser resolved astronomy images".
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Enhanced The disagreement between the two continues, starting out of nowhere, then reostats up. "No! I did not grab the worst rags off the internet and show them as astronomer's best Originals. I grabbed the best I could find poking through every telescope images gallery, and Google, for every one of the images I used". The other isn't convinced. "The first presses more convincing: "For instance the pukey view of M100 is all that turned up. Classic Hubble closeups of sections of M100, and the core, and Subaru's colored grainy partial were all over the place, but no full image in deep space, in detail". "Wellll, look harder, there's gotta be someplace for really good whole galaxy images", says the second. "The only good full sized bigmass images I know of are in this class", says the first. "I don't wish to keep getting harassed about astronomer's best images", finishes the first. Suddenly the two are laughing over the absurdity of the disagreement. Friendship renewed started with a crack of laugh.
