QUASAR SAGAS

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PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT


CIGARETTES




It started with a quick car trip to a local convenience store for a pack of cigarettes, where Quasar was always welcomed in by the staff, circa 1989. A cold blustery blizzard winter day.

Quasar suddenly snatched the pack from my hand and went in wait by the door. Opened, out he went and waited by the car door pack sticking out of his mouth. Into the car the pack on the seat. Parked 3/4 of a km (unlucky parking allocation that year) from the front door of our condo, quasar picked up the pack from the car seat and trotted the long distance over open snow and ice, through three corridor doors, then our door into the condo and dropped the pack at the foot of the small comfy leather easy chair. Neat, I thought.

It escalated a few days later with me sitting in the chair pack up ready to open Quasar suddenly snatched it dropping it on the carpet and fuss fuss fuss stood back, the pack well peppered with indents and holes from fangs. That was odd, I thought.

The next pack the same, dutifully acquired in the convenience store into the car, into the condo to the floor in front of the easy chair and snatched back as soon as I picked it up. This time some cellophane was removed big tears at the top of the pack, many filters crushed by fangs.

Progress. A few more times and Quasar had passed past getting the cellophane off and was going into the packs, at first what a mess. I still did not know the objective except thought I, dog's curiousity. After a few more days the lift lid top was fully removed so were most of the filters.

Then an attempt to open from the side, tried a couple of times, see photos.

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Then not too many days later the cellophane off, the lid off, the tin foil pulled out, the ciggies, however, intact. (See photo).

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A few days later, the pack intact, a single tear into corner had replaced tearing the top off, a ciggie showing damage was pulled out ready to smoke, the intact pack a bit messy. (After the first couple of shots with a camera flash right in the eyes, this dog always turned his head aside whenever a camera was ready to flick).

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PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

Then the big day. A single cigarette pulled out ready to smoke, the pack intact, unmussed, perfect. See photo.

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This is when I realized Quasar's objective all along. Totally self taught self practiced not a word of encouragement from me showed him not a thing, he initiated and perfected this task of delicate dexterity entirely on his own. Needless to say I was impressed, it re-enforced a belief that dogs are beings. This belief has since extended to all animals, each different, each with a conciousness similar too and different than humans. Thereafter every pack was the same, one cigarette out ready to smoke, perfect every time for another four years.

FOR YOU, A POUND OF BUTTER FOR ONLY ....

It is important to know the position of Quasar's posture, tight to the floor, chin flat out on the floor, ears all the way retracted, teeth ready to bare fang to whoever approaches too close to the ransom. In this case it was the perfectly performed 'jet setter's wrist with a fancy cigarette opening'. Something of equal barter had to be given back to the dog before the ransom was released in exchange for the pack with the heady karmic ready to smoke ciggie.

The dog chose the ransom suitable for the dog's images of the magnetude of the task being held in hock.

One chunk of a tootsie roll worked in some cases, a whole roll sometimes didn't work, a bright tennis ball or two was fair deal. Secret stashes of cooked meats in the fridge were needed to pry open the white 'back off' teeth for the pack in the photo above, a wad, another, another, quasar stood backed off sniffing the three lump loot, tail up in a curl over top.

WE MOVE ON TO THE BUTTER

Circa the same time the cigarette journeys from the corner store home started, another sagastine started at the same time. Going to the exit to head out, Quasar suddenly snatched from my hand a purchased brick of butter, and dutifully carried it into the car up onto the front seat, and on into the low rental condo.

Quesss what. The first time quasar sojurned home with the cargo, the butter brick was well pepperminted with fangs deep into the yellow greasy stuff. Noticable small mutilations in the symmetry of the brick were self evident, not many however.

Only a few times however and incidences of fang puncters had diminished to only one or two per brick. And then the fatefull day not long after when the butterbrick landed on the kitchen floor, only a couple of minor indents in it no puncture, one you could barely see, and quasar lying flat on the kitchen floor, dentine whites flashing at every threatening move, demanding ransom.

MISSING PACK

Back earlier in the low rental condo another Quasar saga was unfolding.

Quasar had assumed a route, from the parked car into our condo, 3/4 of a km away, the route included whizzed car tires including newbies and cars that were always parked in the same spot, shrubs, building corners, trees, sign posts, whizz and or sniff each all the way home. Heading out of the store was always a fast trot straight to the parked car and wait by the passenger door till I got there. Heading home after parking, it was straight to the nearest parked car westerly (direction home). The online communicating (nose out, circles, leg up) took place on the way home.

One day, in 1990 parking 3/4 of a km away it had snowed a few inches of fresh snow Quasar and I departed the just parked car, by this time Quasar had figured out how to do his route back to our condo, dropping the pack, sniffing a car tire, whizzing, picking up the pack to the next stop a shrub checking for telephone messages, on to the next stop, between stops across snow and ice gaps Quasar running to catch up we got inside out of the cold bitter wind and into the condo.

After yanking off and hanging arctic mid-winter clothes I looked at the floor in front of the chair then at Quasar, and said: 'where are the cigarettes'? Quasar who had been trotting back into the kitchen stopped, looked slightly sideways thinking. Suddenly the long ears flicked straight up and down (gottit) and there was Quasar at the condo door waiting to go out.

Out we went into the corridor through the first corridor door, second door, the long second corridor and out the third door at the end of the double row of condos accessed by inside corrider.

Across the parking lot to the last car tire whizzed (first on the rewind journey), then straight on to the corner of the swimming pool, around it to a condo back yard fence, onward to a tree, to a shrub, Quasar was backtracking every inch of the way checking every single stop. We got out onto the road and up it (Quasar doing stops checking) and on into the parking area behind an 8 story highrise and into the parking lot, Quasar checking every stop backwards on the entire route.

We got to the car next to our parked car and Quasar had it, there was the cigarette pack partially buried in snow behind the right front tire of the first car Quasar had sniffed and whizzed after bounding out of our parked car. Whizz usually took two or three position tries before letting loose. In those days everybody's dogs whizzed car tires nobody minded. This was the only time over several years that Quasar lost track of a pack of ciggies.

All I had asked is a question: 'where are the cigarettes'? Upon that Quasar did the entire journey in reverse, the journey typically took ten minutes plus and involved dozens of stops by the dog every time we walked home after parking the car.

I learned a lot that day, that dog's like Quasar have photographic memories, but not perfect, Quasar recognized at once that the new pack of ciggies was missing but, apparently, not where they were.

Also, dog's like Quasar have long short term memories, because, from the moment we left the living room in the condo Quasar did only one task, check each spot on the route backwards until he found the missing pack of cigarettes. After one short sentence by me.

Quasar thereafter opened every pack for another six years until Quasar departed into the same afterlife shared by us humans and other celestial beings. Some dogs, other animals too, birds also, have made it and survived transition from physical to energy beings, it has most to do with how well the transistors are remembered and how much power is in pure love felt for them. These are how beings survive in the afterlife. It is the accumulating memory, and growing love field, which constitutes ongoing evolution of energy beings.

FOUND THE MISSING RUNNING SHOES

Scientists at UBC (summer 2009) report that dogs have IQ activities equivalent to 2/12 year old children and can know over 200 different words. This, words combined with IQ, also include dog's concept levels, which can be high.

Ready to depart for groceries in the low rental condo, I could not find my pair of running shoes via a couple of quick sweeps through the main floor. Puzzled, I sat down in the condo living room's small leather easy chair and muttered an equivalent - 'Quasar I can't find my running shoes any idea where there are', expecting nothing. In the instant Quasar was on his feet pointing to a pair behind the TV. 'Not mine', said I. Quasar immediately went to a pair by the front door. 'Not mine' said I again (was sharing digs with a brother at the time).

Quasar trotted around the opening into the kitchen, I got up to check it out, Quasar was standing stationary nose pointed a few inches from a third pair, in the kitchen. 'No, sorry, not mine', said I again. Quasar paused for a moment, head turned slightly sideways thinking, then suddenly departed up the stairs, I followed, there was Quasar in the bathroom nose pointed at a pair. No, not mine' said I, the puzzle of where mine were ever deepening. Up the hall to a stop, poking into the closet in the upstairs corridor was Quasar nose pointed straight at my pair which had somehow been placed in a hurry in this unlikely place then the door partially closed. Putting on the shoes gratefully found by Quasar as the fifth pair, out we went to the supermarket, life back to normal. Except for the extraordinary event of the dog finding five different pairs of running shoes including two old pair derelects on a single muttered remark.

The concept of finding running shoes could have been a telepathic hit. The objective of finding five different pairs was entirely the dog's. Missing as a final concept correct, was Quasar going straight to my pair first. Quasar went to the nearest pair first, then systematically to pairs further away then upstairs continually pointing out pair locations until he got to mine. It was a dog's photographic memory.

Intelligence researchers have another gong to go on, the dog's photographic memory was not lineal. The sequence put together to accomodate shortest routes between two points (per pairs of running shoes) was crafted after the recorded memory.

QUASAR'S HOME MADE CUSHION

A pair of hands on a five foot nine inch human shows the size of the dog. The red cushion is seen as is, after Quasar made it.

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In the early 1990's, brother and I and Quasar had moved to a two story two garage eight year old home, a rust red sofa cushion brought along from the low rental condo as Quasar's favorite sleep.

Sound experiments were being conducted daily. See newsound experiments journals excerpts, and a few photos from experiments.

A dart to the past, there had been three cushions originally, orphaned from a worn out sofa. The other two cusions had over a two year period been chewed into each until unusable and Quasar had moved onto a new one using it as his personal crash pad. The story involves the third remaining cushion.

In the new place (with two car garage) a second hand wood office chair with padding was by the entrance from the living room into the kitchen, with Quasar's red cushion under a hand built fancy work table with cross struts between legs a few inches above the floor, behind the chair.

One day Quasar suddenly started into the cushion, very busy at work, tearing away small fragments of fabric until the opening was a certain size, (this time no long strips) then into the foam removing small chunks a few at a time.

This continued for several days then the work stopped. A couple of days later I noticed the cushion had been manouvered from under the cross struts of the table legs and was standing upright leaning against the back of the once expensive office reception chair. Poor Quasar I thought saying the equivalent of; 'Quasar, I'll help you turn over your cushion'.

I reached forward to turn over the cushion and got no further, Quasar, legs spinning on the carpets, had come up the corrider at top speed and straight into the living room, one fore paw thoroughly pressed into the upright cushion. I reached forward to move the cushion and the paw went far deeper into the cushion Quasar motionless staring intently at me. I backed right off. Quasar trotted back out and around the corner to a front room.

A day and a half later the cushion had been successfully overturned by the tactical engineer the dug out socket now underneath. That same day the next task, manouving the cushion out from behind the chair and down the living room past sound experiment obstacles into a clear area at the rear of the living room cross corner from the TV. There the cushion landed and there it stayed unmoved for another two years where it was daily Quasar's crash spot whenever he came into the living room to lay down and sleep.

It seems Quasar had a finished objective in mind before starting work on the cushion, working on it steadily for days until the fabric opening was big enough for a pouch dug out of the foam to comfortably fit Quasar's contours. I do not know how he got the idea in such detail before starting the project, unless, perhaps, he had dreamed it.

The double garage home was taken over by the owner's son so brother and I moved into another place, older but suitable, and of course the cushion with it where Quasar found a suitable place in the living room where the home made luxury stayed in daily use for another year until 14 1/2 year old Quasar departed life amongst mortals.




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